Laura (tavella) wrote,

still giggling

I was going to share random movie thoughts from last viewing, but instead everyone should read my brilliant beautiful housemate's Guide to a Successful Epic Quest

14. It is best to show up at an Elf House dirty, wounded and in rags. They will re-outfit you in rich clothes you could never afford and often provide matching outfits for your entire team. Throw in a sad story about losing a friend and they will give you a night-light so you can sleep better.

28. When you are hip deep in snow, do not ask the barefoot man which path he would like to take. He may be biased.
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